hot damn root for me everywhere

you refuse to give me the root password for your box so i can fix your miserable nfs mounts? well, fine.

 #!/bin/bash  
 vercomp () {  
   if [[ $1 == $2 ]]  
   then  
     return 0  
   fi  
   local IFS=.  
   local i ver1=($1) ver2=($2)  
   # fill empty fields in ver1 with zeros  
   for ((i=${#ver1[@]}; i<${#ver2[@]}; i++))  
   do  
     ver1[i]=0  
   done  
   for ((i=0; i<${#ver1[@]}; i++))  
   do  
     if [[ -z ${ver2[i]} ]]  
     then  
       # fill empty fields in ver2 with zeros  
       ver2[i]=0  
     fi  
     if ((10#${ver1[i]} > 10#${ver2[i]}))  
     then  
       return 1  
     fi  
     if ((10#${ver1[i]} < 10#${ver2[i]}))  
     then  
       return 2  
     fi  
   done  
   return 0  
 }  
   
 glibc_vulnerable_version=2.17  
 glibc_vulnerable_revision=54  
 glibc_vulnerable_version2=2.5  
 glibc_vulnerable_revision2=122  
 glibc_vulnerable_version3=2.12  
 glibc_vulnerable_revision3=148  
 echo "Vulnerable glibc version <=" $glibc_vulnerable_version"-"$glibc_vulnerable_revision  
 echo "Vulnerable glibc version <=" $glibc_vulnerable_version2"-"$glibc_vulnerable_revision2  
 echo "Vulnerable glibc version <=" $glibc_vulnerable_version3"-1."$glibc_vulnerable_revision3  
   
 glibc_version=$(rpm -q glibc | awk -F"[-.]" '{print $2"."$3}' | sort -u)  
 if [[ $glibc_version == $glibc_vulnerable_version3 ]]  
 then  
   glibc_revision=$(rpm -q glibc | awk -F"[-.]" '{print $5}' | sort -u)  
 else  
   glibc_revision=$(rpm -q glibc | awk -F"[-.]" '{print $4}' | sort -u)  
 fi  
 echo "Detected glibc version" $glibc_version" revision "$glibc_revision  
   
 vulnerable_text=$"This system is vulnerable to CVE-2015-0235. <https://access.redhat.com/security/cve/CVE-2015-0235>  
 Please refer to <https://access.redhat.com/articles/1332213> for remediation steps"  
   
 if [[ $glibc_version == $glibc_vulnerable_version ]]  
 then  
   vercomp $glibc_vulnerable_revision $glibc_revision  
 elif [[ $glibc_version == $glibc_vulnerable_version2 ]]  
 then  
   vercomp $glibc_vulnerable_revision2 $glibc_revision   
 elif [[ $glibc_version == $glibc_vulnerable_version3 ]]  
 then  
   vercomp $glibc_vulnerable_revision3 $glibc_revision   
 else  
   vercomp $glibc_vulnerable_version $glibc_version  
 fi  
   
 case $? in  
   0) echo "$vulnerable_text";;  
   1) echo "$vulnerable_text";;  
   2) echo "Not Vulnerable.";;  
 esac