tell me lies

go ahead. work.

# apt-get install libnss-ldap ldap-utils libsasl2-modules-gssapi-mit heimdal-clients libpam-heimdal
# ldapsearch -h server you.there.com

splunk revelations and dayquil

i am taking dayquil today and somehow i decided to no longer like splunk's nag screen and to no longer like splunk's check for updates feature.

 oh splunk. i love you. but i hate you. i want you to be free, but life is never that nice, is it?  
 here're some useful things for me and me alone.  
 remove splunk trial notifications  
 sure, splunk is free to use with < 500mb/day.  
 by default has a notification at the top of the gui offering a for-pay license. To remove it,   
 2 lines need to be commented. change this lines in:  
 /opt/splunk/lib/python2.5/site-packages/splunk/appserver/oxiclean/SearchService.py:  
 {{{  
     # nagware D) if the user is using a free version of the software -- nag them constantly on every page!  
     if (licenseInfo.find(".//product") != None):  
       productVersion = licenseInfo.find(".//product").text  
       #logger.debug("this is a %s server" % productVersion )  
         if (productVersion == "free"):  
           self.setSystemError("nagwareTime", cli_common.getUILiteral("FREE_VERSION_NAGWARE_STRING") )  
 }}}  
 to:  
 {{{  
     # nagware D) if the user is using a free version of the software -- nag them constantly on every page!  
     if (licenseInfo.find(".//product") != None):  
       productVersion = licenseInfo.find(".//product").text  
       #logger.debug("this is a %s server" % productVersion )  
 #       if (productVersion == "free"):  
 #         self.setSystemError("nagwareTime", cli_common.getUILiteral("FREE_VERSION_NAGWARE_STRING") )  
 }}}  
 do not get smart and do this:  
     # nagware E) if the user is using a free version of the software -- nag them constantly on every page!  
     #logger.debug("checking for nagware state E")  
     if (licenseInfo.find(".//type") != None):  
       productType = licenseInfo.find(".//type").text  
       #logger.debug("this is a %s license" % productType )  
       if (productType == "trial"):  
 #        timeRemainingMessage, licenseState = self.getLicenseTimeRemainingString(licenseInfo)  
 #        self.setSystemError("nagwareTime", timeRemainingMessage )  
 removing splunk update check  
 when splunk starts it looks for updates. stop that, okay?  
 change this line in:  
 /opt/splunk/etc/system/default/web.conf  
 updateCheckerBaseURL = http://quickdraw.splunk.com/js/  
 to:  
 updateCheckerBaseURL = 0  
 howto have splunk listen to arbitrary ports  
 if UDP/TCP 514 are defined in inputs, obviously a daemon running as a not root-user is unable to open these socket connections.  
 to open socket connections for these and any other... run splunk as root (say it ain't so).   
 or use iptables and redirect to whereever splunk is listening. gross.   
 or edit syslog's conf file to plop all traffic somewhere and have splunk snarf it up. logrotate. eh.  

i must be hallucinating

there is a god.

http://www.plan9.bell-labs.com/wiki/plan9/virtual_machines/

need i say any more?